May 12th. 36th Entry.

Worlds Smallest Man.

This Is The Worlds Shortest Man. I Think It Would Be Awesome To Have A Friend This Short. He Could Go Places Where Others Can't. And This And That. And It Would Be Funny Playing Pranks People Him. It Would Be A Blast Having Such A Short Friend Like Him. His Room Is Most Like Mini. He Could Live In A Doll House. I Sure Would If I Was Him. He Could Have A Mini House That Has Like 10 Rooms. And It's The Size Of A Normal Lil House. Anyways, Yes. I'm Pretty Sure Sense He's So Short He Could Look Up Girls Skirts.HaHA. It Would Be Funny. It's Kinda Surprising That He Smokes. It's Kinda Funny Looking At Him Smoking. Because He's So Small. And Him Lungs Are Most Likey Freaking Smaller Than My Hand.

And Yeah, I Don't Know What Else To Talk About So I'll Just Talk About Nothing. One Thing I Don't Like Right Now Is The Weather. It's Way To Hot. And I Don't Like It When My Feet Sweat. So Yeah, I Want It Back To Being Cold.

May 10th. 35th Entry.

What Happen Over The Weekend?

This Weekend Their Was Prom. And We Went To Prom In A Limo. The Limo Was Super Hot On The Inside. So I Don't Like It A Whole Lot, But Other Than The Hottness Part. The Limo Ride Was A Log Of Fun. And We Went To The Mall To Eat. I Liked Going Their, Because Everyone Got What They Wanted.

The Dance Was Stupid This Year. It Seemed Like Their Was Very Little People. And It Was Small. I Thought The Music Was Ok. But I Know A Lot Of People Were Complaining About It Because They Didn't Play What They Wanted. And All I Had To Say Is, BOO EFFIN HOO. Grow Up. The World Doesn't Evolve Around You.

Post Prom Was A Log Of Fun. I Like The Games. And The Hypnotist. I Knew It Worked. But A Lot Of People Are Non-Believers. And Some People Just Don't Believe In Nothing. And That's Just The Part Of Like. Like When We Are Kids We Are Told That Their Is A Tooth Fairy. A Santa Clause. Or A Easter Bunny. That's Called Believing. And I Have Know Idea Why I Just Said That. But, It's All Good. And I Liked The Prizes At Post Prom. I Got A Basket Of Stuff To Clean My Car. And $30 Of Gas Money. And Soon As You Walked In The Juniors Got $20. I Make Lots Of Money That Night. And I Spent Like All Of It On Brittany Yesterday (May 9th).

After Post Prom I Was Like Wide Awake. I Have No Idea Why I Was, But I Was. And I Didn't Go To Bed Until Like 8:30-9:00 And I Woke Up At 1 That Day. I Was Tired. But, I Didn't Care That Much. It Messed Up My Sleep For A Couple Of Days. But I Think It Was Worth It.

-William Arynn Douglas McCarry.

April 7th. 34th Entry.

Well, I don't know what to talk about. I have to go to McDonalds after school to watch videos to I know how to work their. I hope I don't have to work because I don't have my stuff to work. So Yeah.

Uhmm, Uhmm, Uhmm, hold on I'll look something up what to write about.

Alright, I found something.

"Something this school really needs is..."

Uhmm, this school needs a bigger hall way. And better mac computers. And a new internet blocker thingy. Because they block way to much things. Their are also some websites that are blocked that I look up for research on papers and stuff and they are blocked. And maybe some new teachers. And some more...

END OF CLASS.

-William Arynn Douglas McCarry.

March 30th. 33th Entry.

I Don't Know What To Write About Because Nothing Is On My Mind. Well, After School I'm Supposed To Go To A Orientation After School. Supposed To Be In Cedar Rapids At 4 And I Need To Go To Marion To Get Gas And Get A Tom Tom From A Friend Of Mind. And Pick Up Someone. This Is Going To Be Hell. I Don't Know If I Can Even Make It In Time. If I'm Late I Can't Get This Job. And I Need The Job. If I Don't Get It. Well, I'm Going To Kill Someone. I Need This Job Because I Need Money. And I Need To Pay Off My Car. And Get New Tires For It. Because They Are Getting Bad.

WOW, Long Day After School. It's Going To Suck. I'm For Real. I Don't Know What To Do. It's Overwhelming. Oh The Other Story Is. I Have Only A Quarter Of A Tank. And I Need To Get Ot Cedar Rapids And Back. And I Think If I Go To The Bank And Than Go To The Orientation I'm Going To Be Running Late.

Their Is A Lot Of My Mind. I Best Make Up My Mind. FAST. Because School Is Almost Over. And I Have A Lot To Go Through. I Wish I Had Some Luck Today. And Some Money, I Couldn't Need To Worry About So Much Stuff. I Don't Know What Else. I Wish I Was 12 Again. I Don't Need To Do Anything. And My Mother Has To Take Care Of Me. Getting Old Sucks. You Have To Do Everything On Your Own. And Have To Make So Much Designations.

-William Arynn Douglas McCarry.

March 24th. 32th Entry.

An End Of The World Myth.

I Think The World Is Going To Flood Over And We Are All Going To Die. Or We Are Going To Run Out Of Oil And We Can't Go Anywhere. That's That I Think. We Will Never Know Until It Happens. We Are Going To Starve To Death. Or We Might Just Blow Up Because All The Neucular Bombs Blow Up.

Lets See Here, We Are Still Write A Blog Post. And I Don't Know What To Write. I Have To Go To A Wake (How Ever You Spell It) On Friday. My Step Dads, Dad Died. Or Step Grandpa If Their Is Such Thing. So I Have To Go Do That. And This And That.

I Got My Camper At My House Now. They Brought It Home Today. I Wonder What It Looks Like. They Got It A Couple Of Weeks Ago. And They Are Bringing It Home Now Because It's Warming Up. I Can't W8 To Go Camping This Summer. I Just Love Going Camping. I Think It's A Lot Of Fun. But, That's Just Me. I Also Can't W8 To Go Swimming In The River. And I Don't Like Public Pools. Because This Is No Fun In Them. And Everything Is The Same. And In A River I Can Do Whatever I Want. And You Can Jump Off Trees. Or Jump Off Paris Bridge.

-William Arynn Douglas McCarry.

March 10th. 31th Entry.

Vocabulary Story.

Well, There Was This Man Named Jiro. And He Lived In Kanna Japan. With His Four Sons And Two Daughters. And Jiro's Children Were Galvanized When They Found Out That Their Dad Had Seven Different Concubines That He Visited Every Day Of The Week.

But Jiro Was Felt Euphoric With His Concubines. And He Honestly Didn't Really Care If His Children Approve Of Them. Because He Loved Them All Equally. But, He Never Wanted To Tell His Children What He Really Used Them For.

Than One Day When His Daughter Was Putter Her Counterpane In The Laundry. She Seen One Of Her Fathers Concubines. And She About Flipped. Because She Seen Her Bounded Up Feel. And About Puked. Because She Thought It Was Gross. But She Said Her Feet Had A Subtle Stories Behind Them.

-William Arynn Douglas McCarry.

March 8th. 30th Entry.

Free Day.

Well, we can talk about anything we want in this Blog? And this weekend was fun, I want to manchester to hang out with my best friend, Nick Redenbaugh. They are family to me. So, it's all good. And we just hung out, and messed around. And I filmed Nick jumping/ramping his bike. I think it's funny when he crashes, because that's just me. Everything he was doing, was in the snow. Like he was jumping snow piles with his bike. And one time this old lady came out and was watching me film him and watching him jump this snow pile.

Also, I seen the new Karate Kid karate this weekend. I Thought it was pretty good. It had a very good time line. But, it's like all the others pretty much. Other than that it was really good. I like the part where the went to the well on top of the mountain. I think it's the great wall of china they were climbing. I would love to take a trip and walk that. It would be lots of fun. And I know their are a lot of people in this class that wouldn't do it because they are lazy. And would never walk that much. I would do it, because it would be a lot of fun.

What else did I do this weekend? Nothing at all. Oh, me and nick were cleaning the bathroom because we had to clean if because we needed money. And yeah, we were making fun of people while we were doing it. I can't really say what we were saying. But, we were laughing when we were doing it. Oh well, me and him make up some dumb things when we are bored.

Now everyone stopped blogging.

William Arynn Douglas McCarry.

March 1st. 28th Entry.

What Do You Like Best About Your Home?

Well, The Best Thing I Like About My House Is My Bedroom. Because When I'm Their That's Where I Am. Their Is Lots Of Things In Their To Entertain Me. My T.V, My Computer, My Art Stuff, My Radio. Lots Of Things. Anything I Want To Do In My Room. I Most Likely Will Do It. It's The Whole Basement. So, I Have Lots Of Room To Do Whatever I Want.

And I Love The Kitchen. Even Tho I Don't Like Our Appliances. Because They Are All Old And I Like To Cook With New Stuff. Not The Old Stuff. Other Than That I Like All The Food That's In Their Because I Would Die Without It All.

I Like My Outside. Because I Have A Big Driveway. So When I Wanna Work On Something I Have Lots Of Room. It Was Helpful When My Car Broke.

Something Else I Like Abut My House? Well, There Isn't Much That's Good.

Okay, I'll write like I should. Even tho it's supper boring. And not i don't now. It just looks super boring and very, just boring. Lets leave it at that. And I'm not sure how I started writing like that. But I did and it's an addiction now. Because whatever I write normal now. It just weird. And I have to watch what I'm writing.

Anyways, yes. That's just the way I am.

-William Arynn Douglas McCarry.

Febuary 22th. 27th Entry.

The Best Thing In Life Is...

Well, Life Is The Best Part Of Life. You Make Yourself Who You Are Today. No One Else. Maybe The People Around You Change Your Mind. But, Your Still Yourself. Unless If Your A Fake. And I Know A Lot Of Those People. And Their are A Lot Of People That Act Like The People Around Them. So, They Think They Have To Fix In Act And Dress And Think Like The People Around Them. And I Know I'm Not Like That. Because I Think And Act Different Than Most People. And I Do What Others Do Or Dress Like Others Do. Because I'm Myself And Unique In My Own Ways.

What Else Do I Like About Life? I'm Not Sure. The People In It. My Friends And Family. That's The Best Part About Life. And All The Haters That I Have In My Life. I Love All Them. That's On The Wee-Top Of The Thinks That Are Best In My Life. Other Than That, I'm Not Sure. It's All Good I'll Just Keep On Writing. So It Seems Like I'm A Smart Person.

Oh, Oh, Other Think That Is Best In My Life Is My Music. I Love Music. It Makes Me Calm And It Just Moves Me To Do Things. If I Didn't Have It I'm Not Sure What I Would Do. I Would Break Down And Kill Someone To Make Some Music. I Listen To Music All The Time. Every Time, Every Chance, Any Time, Any Where, I'll Listen To My Music. If I'm Listening To Music I'll Do My Work And I'm Pretty Sure I'll Get It All Done When I'm Listing To It. I Don't Know Why But I Do. Look How Long My Blog Is Now Because I'm Listening To Music.

What Else, What Else. Oh, Food Is Anything Good Thing. Because I Love All Types Of Food. I Can't Go Without Food For A Day. I Would Freak Out And Kill Someone For Food. That's Just Me. And If I Don't Eat I'll Get Light-Headed And Get Headaches And Feel Like I Need Puke. Other Than That, I Don't Know What I Would Do Without Food. Maybe Kill Someone. Or, Be Dead. I Would Most Likely Be Dead. Because I Would Starve To Death.

Something Else? Oh, My Bed And My Fan. I Don't Sleep Well Without A Fan Or My Bed. I Don't Know Why. And I Love Sleeping In The Middle Of The Bed. Some Nights I Wake Up On The Other Side Of The Bed. I'm Not Sure How I Do It. But, It Happens. And I Talk In My Sleep, That's What My Mother Told Me. Other Than That. I Don't Snoore. Or Anything Like That Or Grind My Teeth. One Of My Friends Do That, And I Think It's Really Gross. Talking About Sleep. I Wanna Go To Bed, Because People Are Pissing Me Off Today.

-William Arynn Douglas McCarry.

Febuary 17th. 26th Entry.

Free Write-

The Way People Talk.

I Don't Really Mind The Way People Talk. Well, If They Are Talkin To You In A Angry Way. That's A Different Kind Of Story. But, Their Ascents And What Not. That Doesn't Bother Me. I Know Some Places We Have One Word That Means The Same As Another. But, You Know What They Are Talking About.

Text Messaging And Writing. Some People Just Don't Know How To Write Only Text Language. And To Me Those Are The Ones Who Are Super Lazy. I Can Already Tell That Cody Over Their Is Writing His Whole Blog In Text. Because That's The Way He Is. I Don't Think It Changes The Way You Talk Or Anything. Maybe Some People Say "LOL" or "Ty". The Only Person I Know That Says Those Abbreviations Like That In Text Messaging Is Kohlman Because He Says "ty" For Thank You.

Well, People That Insult People Because Of They Have Lisps. And Some People Say Words Wrong. And People Laugh At Them. And Some Other People Use Words In The Wrong Way.

-William Arynn Douglas McCarry.

Febuary 15th. 25th Entry.

What Does My Name Mean?

William: William Is A German Name. It Means, "Determined Protector." And That's About All I Can Find On It.

Douglas: It Says Douglas Is Of Scottish And English Origin From The Surmane Dudhghlas, Wish Meant "Dark River" In Gealic (Or How Over That's Spos To Be Spelled.)

McCarry: It Doesn't Say Anything Other Than It's Irish.

I Wouldn't Use UrbanDictionary.com Because Their Are A Lot Of Difinitions That Don't Make Sense. And On That, You Can Add Ur Own Words And Stuff. So, I Can Write Whatever I Want. And People Like Use Are Using Them In Homework And Stuff.

Will:

Thanks for writing and being creative. I appreciate when you share your entries. You are missing entry 25. Your score is 8/10. Please make sure to watch your caps! :)

Thanks!

Febuary 10th. 24th Entry.

Word Of The Day, Man!

Him And His Friend! The Cannibals.

Their Once Was A Clandestine Man Who Liked To Eat Human Meat, Because He Found It Hedonist. So He Killed People Who Use To Walk Around In The Middle Of The Night. And He Was Very Assiduous About His Work Because He Never Wanted To Get Caught Doing Such A Nasty Thing. Also He Doesn't Want People To Find Out Because His Children Wouldn't Atone Him Anymore. His Number One Thing To Do To Hide This From People Is To Act Effervescent Around People He Knew And Didn't Know.

He Put His Victims Into A Dormant State Of Mind So He Can Kill Than, And Cut Them Up And Put Them In A Frying Pan And Eat Them. But In The Back Of His Mind He Felt Dogmatic Because He Tells Himself Not To Do It, And He Does It Anyways. Because He Knows It Wrong. But, He Thinks It's An Addiction. Than Him And His Friend Fred Amalgamated Together To Become A Mass Murderous And Ate Their Meat For Their Rest Of Their Lives.

10 Years Later...

One Day Him And His Friend Fred Got Caught Because One Of Their Victims Escaped And Contacted The Police. And Told Them What Him And His Friend Were Doing. So Now They Are In Prison For Life For Killing People And Eating Them.

-William Arynn Douglas McCarry.

Febuary 9th. Entry 23.

Valentine's Day

Well, Personally I Don't Think It Should Be A Holiday. Because It Is Kinda Of Pointless. But, I'm Not Sure Where It Came From. And Why It Is A Holiday. But, You Never Know. You Might Read Mine In Class And People Will Tell Me What It's All About. And Some Of Us Will Learn What Valentine's Day Is. Yay, Sounds Like Great Fun, Don't It?

Something Else To Write About, Why People Slamming Their Keys On Their Computers. Cody, IT DOESN'T HELP SLAMMING ON UR KEYS! 4REAL!!!

Anything Else I To Write About? Lets Write About Neck Cracking?? Yuck!

Anything Else, Anything Else?? I Don't Think Really Think So. Side Conversations When Your Suppose To Be Blogging, Not Cool, Rite?

Well, Lets See Her. My Name Is William Douglas McCarry. And It Has 7 Letters In My First, Middle And Last Name. Interesting, Rite?

-William Arynn Douglas McCarry.

January 27. Entry 22.

Bucket List.

1. Race A Car On A Drag Strip.
2. Go To Lots Of Countries.
3. Build A Big House.
4. Have A Salt Water Pool.
5. Go To Mexico.
6. Get Married.
7. Go To Ireland.
8. Blow Up A House With TNT.
9. Go To Paris.
10. Find True Love.
11. Have Children.
12. Go Sky Diving.
13. Deep Sea Diving.
14. Get A Makeover.
15. Fine A Job That I Love.
16. Star In A Movie.
17. Through An Awesome Party.
18. Go On A Cruse.
19. Visit The President.
20. Die Of The World Blowing Up.

-William Arynn Douglas McCarry.

January 25. Entry 21.

Creating A Short Story Using Vocab Words.



Their Was A Honorably Mean Man Named, Jackson. When He Was A Young Boy He Grew Up With His Altercation Parents, Because They Always Has Loud Arguments. And Now He Thinks Is A Good Thing To Always Yell At People. So, Everyone Things His Is A Mean Person. When, Deep Down He Is A Nice Person.

So One Day Jackson Was Walking Around Town. He Lived In A Little Town Called, Central Parks. But Anyways, Their Was This Little Boy Who Was Running From This Dog. And He Thwarted The Dog Away From Biting The Child. And Now Lots Of People Think He Is A Nice Guy With A Anger Problem.

Well, The People Of The Town Central Parks Tried To Make Jackson Nice, So They Made A Itinerary To Paris So He Could Travel And Get Things Off His Mind. And Meet New People And Things Like That. Have A Fresh Start. But From The Ostensible Everyone Though He Was Fine With Going To Paris. But, He Really Didn't Becuase He Grew Up In Paris.

But Phlegmatically He Told Someone That He Didn't Want To Go To Paris Because Of That's Where He Grew Up, And He Doesn't Like Bring Up The Past. Because He Wants To Be A Happy Person.

And I Don't Know How To Add Postumous To This Story. HaHA




-William Arynn Douglas McCarry.

January 11. Entry 20.

Write About Your Favorite Celebrity.

Katy Parry:
I Think She Is Hot. But I Don't Like Any Of Her Music. I'm Weird Like That. Oh Well, It's Just Me.



And On Wednesday I'm Not Really Doing Anything. I'm Hanging Out With Brittany. And Than Whatever Happens, Happens. Like Hang Out With Some Friends. Watch Movies. Play The Wii. Mess Up My Brothers Room So He Will Be Pissed At Me And Brittany. Listen To Music Very Loudly To Wake Everyone Up.

-William Arynn Douglas McCarry

January 4. Entry 19.

Ideal Man And Woman In This Society?

Ideal Woman: A Woman With Perfect Hair, And A Nice Body With No Fat Rolls. And A Nice Rack On Their Chest. And Is Somewhere Preppy. Because The World Doesn't Like Individualism. And If Your Not Put In The Normal Category.

Ideal Man: A Guy With A Nice Body, Preferably Abs. A Guy With Nice Clothes. With Blonde Hair Blue Eyes. And Most Likey No Facial Hair.

Well, I Think That's The Stereotypical Man And Woman In This World, That A Perfect. Other Than That. I Don't Think Their Is A Ideal Man Or Woman. Everyone Is Their Self. And I Don't Judge. So, It's All Good To Me.

-William Arynn Douglas McCarry.