May 12th. 36th Entry.

Worlds Smallest Man.

This Is The Worlds Shortest Man. I Think It Would Be Awesome To Have A Friend This Short. He Could Go Places Where Others Can't. And This And That. And It Would Be Funny Playing Pranks People Him. It Would Be A Blast Having Such A Short Friend Like Him. His Room Is Most Like Mini. He Could Live In A Doll House. I Sure Would If I Was Him. He Could Have A Mini House That Has Like 10 Rooms. And It's The Size Of A Normal Lil House. Anyways, Yes. I'm Pretty Sure Sense He's So Short He Could Look Up Girls Skirts.HaHA. It Would Be Funny. It's Kinda Surprising That He Smokes. It's Kinda Funny Looking At Him Smoking. Because He's So Small. And Him Lungs Are Most Likey Freaking Smaller Than My Hand.

And Yeah, I Don't Know What Else To Talk About So I'll Just Talk About Nothing. One Thing I Don't Like Right Now Is The Weather. It's Way To Hot. And I Don't Like It When My Feet Sweat. So Yeah, I Want It Back To Being Cold.

May 10th. 35th Entry.

What Happen Over The Weekend?

This Weekend Their Was Prom. And We Went To Prom In A Limo. The Limo Was Super Hot On The Inside. So I Don't Like It A Whole Lot, But Other Than The Hottness Part. The Limo Ride Was A Log Of Fun. And We Went To The Mall To Eat. I Liked Going Their, Because Everyone Got What They Wanted.

The Dance Was Stupid This Year. It Seemed Like Their Was Very Little People. And It Was Small. I Thought The Music Was Ok. But I Know A Lot Of People Were Complaining About It Because They Didn't Play What They Wanted. And All I Had To Say Is, BOO EFFIN HOO. Grow Up. The World Doesn't Evolve Around You.

Post Prom Was A Log Of Fun. I Like The Games. And The Hypnotist. I Knew It Worked. But A Lot Of People Are Non-Believers. And Some People Just Don't Believe In Nothing. And That's Just The Part Of Like. Like When We Are Kids We Are Told That Their Is A Tooth Fairy. A Santa Clause. Or A Easter Bunny. That's Called Believing. And I Have Know Idea Why I Just Said That. But, It's All Good. And I Liked The Prizes At Post Prom. I Got A Basket Of Stuff To Clean My Car. And $30 Of Gas Money. And Soon As You Walked In The Juniors Got $20. I Make Lots Of Money That Night. And I Spent Like All Of It On Brittany Yesterday (May 9th).

After Post Prom I Was Like Wide Awake. I Have No Idea Why I Was, But I Was. And I Didn't Go To Bed Until Like 8:30-9:00 And I Woke Up At 1 That Day. I Was Tired. But, I Didn't Care That Much. It Messed Up My Sleep For A Couple Of Days. But I Think It Was Worth It.

-William Arynn Douglas McCarry.